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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
What does a network administrator say when he gets back to home from work ?
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!
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Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Bad command or file name.
Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay!
What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right?
A: 1.
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
What is the other name for the ‘Intel Inside?'
"The warning label." {Intel inside.......fool is outside}.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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