How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool
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How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer?
The joystick is on the chair.
Why do blondes like lightning?
"They think someone is taking their picture."
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday Night morning?
"Tell her a joke on Monday Morning."
“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?
So she could have shade when she swam across!
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists.
The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad.
Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!"
The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes.
When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing.
They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:
"Doctor, what’s the problem with me?
When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts...
When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts...
When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!"
The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."