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The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
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Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
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A computer that won’t go down.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when:
You forget in what year you are.
You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened.
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You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.