What does the informatics teacher scream when he’s drowning? - F1, F1, F1...
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem. Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space. They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. Russia used a pencil.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do? Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.