What’s black with only one leg?
A lame nigger!
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Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
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A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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