A nigger was walking in the jungle when he saw a sexy woman that was fighting for her life with a giant snake. The Nigger quickly jumps and kills the snake. The woman says to him: You saved me! I am I magic fairy and I can grand you any wish. I would like you to make me white and put me between your legs. Then, the fairy made him into cotton wall tampon...
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.