Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.