Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.