Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.