Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ''Isn't it wonderful?'' Brad exclaims. ''All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.'' ''He's happy now," says the nurse. "But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.''
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.” The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
I think my sons gay...I took off the seat of his bike, and he didn't notice.