Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Q: What do you call a computer expert?
A: A control-alt-elite.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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What do the latest Iphone 6 applications do?
Whiten teeth and perform laser eye surgery!
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I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work.
To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).