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Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal?
A: The lynx.
Wikipedia: I know everything!
Google: I have everything!
Facebook: I know everybody!
Internet: Without me you are nothing!
Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
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The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI...
Q: What's object-oriented way to become wealthy?
A: Inheritance.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Every mobile phone user has complained like this:
Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.