Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer. Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead. During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?" Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
How many service technicians does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, and he does it very well, but there is that $85 non-refundable on-site service fee to consider
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
There are only two kinds of computer. The latest model, and the obsolete.
What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101