Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll.
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Gay translation
I want a commitment.
I'm sick of masturbation.
Haven't I seen you before?
Nice ass.
I need you.
My hand is tired.
You're the only man I've ever cared about.
You are the only man who hasn't rejected me.
I'm a Romantic.
I'm poor.
I really want to get to know you better.
So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it.
3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head.
He's kinda cute.
I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue!
He's not my type.
He won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much
I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
I had a wonderful time last night.
Who the hell are you?
Do you love me?
I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me?
I've done something stupid and you're going to find out.
I'll give you a call.
I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot.
You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends.
You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you.
Next!!!!
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Vote:
What do you get from a short-legged cow?
Dragon milk.
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
How do snails get their shells all shiny?
They use snail polish.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.