Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable?
A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.