I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
Two best friends are lying on the beach and discussing: "Last night I saw a terrible nightmare…" "What did you see?" "I saw my mother-in-law swimming in the sea and being chase by a shark…" "Wow horror!" "Horror?! You say nothing! She almost got away!"
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around. „What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by. The blind man replies, „Nothing, just looking around a bit."