Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?” Boy: “Not a bit!”
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
The teacher asked Willy, "If you have seven cookies and Billy asks you for three, how many cookies have been left with you?" Willy immediately answered, "Seven!"
An announcement came over the intercom for the college students: "Will the students who are parked on the wrong side of the Parking area please move their cars." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the three hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."
Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18.
In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?