Who may open the door without using hands, nor legs? An invalid.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies? A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He has to eat his way out. Q: Whats worse then that? A: He goes back for more.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"
Q: What's blue and doesn't fit? A: A dead epileptic.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.