Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
What do you call of 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors. Bad News: There were three empty seats.
Death is God’s way of saying, ‘Hey, you’re not alive any more.’
How can you tell if you have acne? If the blind can read your face.
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard? Hang one in the front.
The other day a friend and myself decided to try out an aerobics video because we were both feeling very unfit. We put the tape in and started to copy the movements. After a few minutes we had chopped each other's arms off with chain-saws. It was only then that we realized that I had accidentally put "Psycho Killers III" in the video by mistake! How we laughed!!!!