You know what I was thinking about right now?
What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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It gives me time to change the radio station.
Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?
Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
If you have a grief nobody feels,
If you have a pain nobody feels.
If your heart is broken nobody feels,
but if you fart all will understand.
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How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"
Women are looking for Mr. Right.
Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
Doc, isn't it harmful to drink a shot before eating?
No it's not, if you don't eat too often..
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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