Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.