What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.