What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper?
A Brontosnorus.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon?
To get to the Milky Way!
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message.
‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’
The operator reads it back then says, ‘Y’ know, we charge per ten words.
You could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’
‘No thanks,’ says the dog.