The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell? A: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!