James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.