Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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