We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.