We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Vote:
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Vote:
Joke has 30.51 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
Vote:
Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
Vote:
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Facebook is like a fridge.
Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Vote: