Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.