Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight.
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
What's red and green and goes at 100mph? A frog in a blender.
"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."
What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.