Q. Why don't lions eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.
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"Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?"
"I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos?
Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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