Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!