Joke #2926

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.