Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.