Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’