Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.