Joke #2967

What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
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has 75.24 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, bartender, dog
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. "Are you crazy," hollered the coach, "we don’t give tryouts to turkeys." Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. "That was amazing," exclaimed the coach. "I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?" "Don’t worry about money," said the turkey, "let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, football, Thanksgiving
Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, wife
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
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has 52.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, life, racist
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal