Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.