Joke #2969

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!