Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.