Joke #2994

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.

Q: What's a terrorists favorite American football team? A: The New York Jets.

Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."

I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.

You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.

Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor? A: Not cool.

Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!

A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.

So this retarded blind couple just lives in Guantanamo Bay. The prison warden told us soon these little fishies would grow gills. So we have been feeding our fishies since 911 they all been fed really well. In our daily water events until I told my wife, "there is a problem these fish haven't grown any gills." So we told the Warden and he laughed he said: "you know what you've been doing since 911 the blind couple relied on what!" The warden replied, "well you've been waterboarding convicted isis terrorists!" The blind couple said, "what happens to the fishes?" The warden replied, "well they are dead of course!"