Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...