Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.