Joke #3063

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.