Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.