Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.