Joke #3089

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.

Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.