Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."