Joke #3090

Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!

Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.