Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.