Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
Football match Romania – Russia. Romania wins and receives a telegram from Russia: “You’ve won! Stop. Congratulations! Stop. Oil! Stop. Gas! Stop...
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
I thought I told you to lose weight. Says the coach. What happened to your three week diet that I told you to keep? Well, I finished it in three days!
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
Q: Why is horse racing so romantic? A: Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye.