Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
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Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: It'll take a while before I get hard again, I just got laid by a chick.
I had to get rid of my husband.
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One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
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They give each other a milk shake.
What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
A dog walks into a pub, and takes a seat.
He says to the barman, "Can I have a pint of lager and a packet of crisps please".
The barman says, "Wow, that's amazing! You should join the circus!"
The dog replies, "Why? Do they need electricians?"