Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
In the metro an old lady apostrophizes a nigger who was sitting calm in a seat: In my country, the ladies stay on the sits, and young boys like you stay in their feet! In my country, Africa, the boys stay in the middle of the fire, and the ladies stay in the kettles, boiling.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?" The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
When is the only time you smile and wink at a nigger? When you are looking through the scope on your rifle.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.