How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.