What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.