How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.