Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
What do you call a Mexican knight?
The Chosen Juan.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."