Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam? A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.