I’ve know John a long time and am considered a bit of a father figure to him. I have watched him crawl around on his knees, drink from a bottle and I’ve cleaned up after him but enough about the Bachelor Party.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Men are like.....Lawn Mowers. If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
How many men would it take to mop a floor? No one knows; they've never done it.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
What did Barack Obama become after his forty-seventh year? "Forty-eight years old."
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
What is the thinnest book in the world? "What men know about women."
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.